Flat-coated retriever's favorite couch spot doesn't look comfy to her human

Donna, a black flat-coated retriever, has claimed a very particular corner of the sofa. She curls up on the cushion with her chin resting on the armrest and one front paw hooked over the edge.

Her account, which posts in Donna's voice, waves off any concern about the setup: “Comfort? Never heard of it.” Watch her on lookout duty here:

The caption calls the armrest a “strategic position,” one that lets her “monitor every suspicious movement and be ready to jump up in 0.2 seconds” if her humans “even THINK about leaving.” For the length of the clip, nobody tests the system. Donna stays planted, chin on the armrest, eyes on the camera.

To keep up with Donna's lookout shifts, follow @donna_the_flatcoated_retriever on Instagram.