Polls
Full cartoon narrator mode. No shame.1 vote100%
Sometimes, when nobody's listening.0 votes0%
Never — they get a normal adult voice.0 votes0%
Yes — full Olympics of joy every single time.0 votes0%
A happy wag and they're good.0 votes0%
Cool nod. They're too chill for drama.0 votes0%
Yes — I'm just the chauffeur with the leash.0 votes0%
We compromise about half the time.0 votes0%
I lead. They follow (mostly).0 votes0%
Cake, hats, guest list — obviously.0 votes0%
A special treat and a photo, that's it.0 votes0%
Nope, just another Tuesday for them.0 votes0%
My dog. I perch on the armrest.0 votes0%
We negotiate. Sometimes I win.0 votes0%
Nope — couch is mine, they have their spot.0 votes0%